Dear Lady in the Red SUV,
As a conscientious driver, I understand the need to slow down in order to effectively root around in your nose for a concrete booger. Next time that need arises, might I suggest that you warn the rest of us by putting on your hazard lights? Gross!
Sincerely,
Beeps
ewwwwwwwwwww. now that's gross.
ReplyDeleteugh, that was not what I was expecting. Please warn us next time before a post like this one!
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